Category: B-Movies

Props to the director for getting it all done and looking pretty good, but the writing and acting is just so bad that it’s hard to sit through. If it’s going to be bad, lean into it and have some self awareness.

If I see one more low budget black and white flick, I am going to stab myself in the eye.

Cool as art, just didn’t have fun with it.

I don’t like all the torture porn, but John Jarratt is so badass.

Let’s do the same jump scare with the same girl five times. Also, make sure to put her on the cover so you are even expecting it the first time.

When rednecks get turned into vampires, they start talking like old English vampires.

Turkmenistan Delaware sighting! Booyah!

Was in love with this movie, but the end was a little lame.