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Hemo

This guy does not know how balls work.

This chick does not know how penises work.

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B-Movies

Franklin: A Symphony of Pain

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Binary Samurai

Asshole does kata for 5 minutes with no shirt on. -1

Holy shit. Again? -1

Are you fucking kidding me with this? -1

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B-Movies

Werewolf in a Girls’ Dormitory

It’s no Werewolf in a Womens’ Prison.

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B-Movies

Riddle of Fire

+2 for being different

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B-Movies

I Saw the TV Glow

Bait and switched me with that awesome Ice Cream monster.

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B-Movies

Australiens

Some special effects were not horrible.

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B-Movies

The Arena

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B-Movies

Bloodspit

It’s scent of stinky maid milk that gets my squirt sack scrumbling.

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B-Movies

Kill Your Lover

No sure why people like making movies that are just couples arguing about their relationship problems.