Year: 2022

Super repetitive and then the craziest plot twist ever.

You’ve always been Satan, haven’t you? How could you lie like that?

The movie just starts. Not a good sign.

10 seconds in: horrible CGI blood for no reason whatsoever.

Gotta love movies where the actors trip over their lines and they never bother to get another take.

Why is the possessed girl eating a cartoon? +1 for WTF?

The acting is actually worse than the special effects.

Finallyt! A one star movie! A movie for all others to be judges against!

And only $31.55! What a steal!

Don’t know why the alien agent took her shirt off to use the nunchucks, but that’s a +1.

What’s 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 – 1? It’s 1. Movie ratings are funny that way.

First sentence is Doctor Boobenstien. This is going to be slightly good or really, really bad.

Good effort, I guess.

This movie should be rated PG.

Apparently, hard rock is the poppiest crap ever.

No gore, no humor, just a bunch of different ways to rape people.

dogshit

Edit: okay, the last 5 minutes were hilarious.

You would think, that if you could shoot things with your eyeballs, that you could never miss. Nope.