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Arcade

With a name this creative, you know it’s going to be great.

This may be the worst thing I have ever watched, so I’m going to give it a 3, because that’s pretty impressive.

  • Rating: 3
  • Year: 1994
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Demon of Paradise

Does not feel like an 80’s movie.

Take a hike, spaz ass.

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 1987
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Cannibal Cop

This movie was an hour and three minutes too long.

They were too cheap to get a fake cop costume, so they had to photoshop one on the cover.

  • Rating: 2
  • Year: 2017
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Scanners 3

I have no idea how these actors got any of their lines out without laughing.

Scanners 2 1991, Scanners 3 1992. So much improvement in 1 year! Impressive.

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 1992
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Scanners 2

I’m not a thing. A tool. Yes you are.

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 1991
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Scanners

  • Rating: 7
  • Year: 1981
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Island of the Fishmen

A.K.A. Screamers

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 1979
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Laserblast

Kind of so bad it’s good, but tough to get through.

  • Rating: 6
  • Year: 1978
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The Dead Hate the Living

Are you trying to be campy or not? Make up your mind.

  • Rating: 4
  • Year: 2000
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Late Fee

These movies are banned outright in most sane god fearing countries including the good old U.S. of A. Present a PG-13 movie.

  • Rating: 5
  • Year: 2009