Category: B-Movies

If I told ya once, I told ya a hundred times. Stay away from vans. Only bad people have vans.

Why don’t you get that moron manager out here? What’s his name? Kaufman?

Half points for half a movie.

Their movies aren’t cheap and shitty enough, they need to cut them in half to make two movies now.

Touch ever single thing in room. Put on gloves. Murder. Profit?

Don’t let dem knockers hypnotize ya boy.

You can’t even beat your own meat!
I can beat it better than you can!

You could put Steven Segal in this movie today and the fight scenes would be ten times better.