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Green Hell

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Viral Assassins

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High School Fantasies

Possibly the only porn with a sock hop.

I thought putting 35 years old in high school movies was a newer thing than this.

Porn you can buy at Walmart.

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Nympho Cycler

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Kingdom of the Planets of the Apes

How the hell are you going to kill of badass gay hippie orangutan? (orangutan noises post credits)

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Exterminator City

These women are almost as synthetic as the robots. -1

Why did they make that lady jump up and down? Her boobs don’t even move.

These sound effects are driving me fucking crazy. -2

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Gator Bait

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Copkiller

AKA Corrupt, Corrupt Lieutenant, and The Order of Death

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The Bermuda Depths

Terrible for an hour and 20 minutes. Great for 5 minutes. Terrible for 10 minutes.

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Deadly Games

Did the cover artist even watch the movie?