Now that is a crazy intro.
If you’re interested in a little warm meat, doc. I’d be glad to oblige. Modestly speaking, I’m well endowed.
Speaking photography: The right light is hard to find. It all depends on the absorption and the refraction of the various components of the solar spectrum. In the open air there is hell of a variation from hour to hour. Note to self: write horror movie. Translate to Italian. Translate back to English.