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Creep Van

If I told ya once, I told ya a hundred times. Stay away from vans. Only bad people have vans.

Why don’t you get that moron manager out here? What’s his name? Kaufman?

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Your Lucky Day

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Baby Oopsie 3: Burn Baby Burn

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Baby Oopsie 2: Murder Dolls

Half points for half a movie.

Their movies aren’t cheap and shitty enough, they need to cut them in half to make two movies now.

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She Came From the Woods

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April Fool’s Day

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B-Movies

American Nightmare

Touch ever single thing in room. Put on gloves. Murder. Profit?

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Abby

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B-Movies

Blood Games

Don’t let dem knockers hypnotize ya boy.

You can’t even beat your own meat!
I can beat it better than you can!

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Boardinghouse