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The Disco Exorcist

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Slash Dance

Tries to be bad and is also bad. Not good.

Funnier when they aren’t trying to be funny.

I’m all sweaty. – Lady. You wear it well. – Flirty guy

Half the movie is chicks just practicing dancing and not in a cool Death Spa kind of way.

Poster is 1000x sexier than the movie.

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Truth or Dare 2: Wicked Games

The greatest mullet in history?

There were some great parts, like when the rapist got kicked in the nuts and stopped to eat a sandwich in the middle of chasing down his victim, but there were so many annoying parts that brought the rest of the movie down.

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The Abomination

Did they just show every single good part of the movie in the first three minutes?

Kinds of good and terrible. Respect the effort.

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Cannibal Hookers

The whole point of these movies is to see how bad they are. Why to they rerelease them with a cover that makes it seem like they might actually be decent movies?

I hope the movie is as good as the title and not as good as the intro song.

Lots of writer/director WTF here.

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Skeeter

Another movie with a million mosquitos and a singular title.

Lots of good actors in this. Jay Robinson is the man!

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Mansquito

I refuse to call this Mosquito Man.

Hey, look, it’s The Fly!

We learned from the last movie that only female mosquitos drink blood, so I’m calling bullshit on this one.

Hey, sucker! Hah ahh.

Room for everybody. You want a drink? Hee hee

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Mosquito

These are some decent 70’s sci-fi effects! Looks at movie release date. Oh.

Why is it called Mosquito when there are millions of them?

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Empire of the Dark

You can always tell when the guy paying for the movie makes himself the main character.

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Prison