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Terrortory

The most horrific thing in this movie is the silicon boobies.

Shaky cam in a shaky cam in a shaky cam BARF.

Seriously? And they put a “CGI” blink on it? I can’t even tell if this makes the movie better or worse.

It was all a dream! Psyche! Peace!

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Calm Like A Bomb

So annoy. Going for style over substance and the style gets old really, really fast.

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Sole Survivor

Sup, Final Destination?

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Cannibal Farm

British people do not know how shotguns work.

British people do not know how electricity works.

That unbreakable cage is held together by a zip tie.

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Mutant Vampires From the Planet Neptune

I never thought I would have to sit through the constant shitty special effect from Feeders again.

Did that dude just set his nose on fire?

They snorted all the coke, smoked all the weed, drank all the alcohol, and got sober before they finished the 20 minute walk to the campsite.

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Feeders 3: The Final Meal

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Feeders 2: Slay Bells

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Feeders

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Candy Corn

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Cold Ground