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Barbarian

Aside from the flying titty lady part where physics ceased to exist, everything was great. The audience lost their shit at that part.

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Flux Gourmet

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Faces of Schlock

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Bone Sickness

That dude is pretty good at screaming for a dude.

Why do all aliens and monsters say hue-mons?

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The Resurrected

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Magic Crystal

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M.O.M.: Mothers of Monsters

So irritating.

We don’t need 200 examples of the kid being a dick. Cut this crap down by 30 minutes at least.

Did they really need to toss in psychic dreams?

Just awful, embarrassing acting and dialog.

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Black Caddilac

Why the hell did they show the trailer to the movie before the movie?

Every character in this movie is so god damn hateable. I hope they all die.

The magic teleporting self healing car shot the guy that was their friend, for no reason, and he’s completely fine?

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Shark Side of the Moon

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Attack of the Cockfaced Killer

Holy shit, it actually has good music in it.

So much better than I thought it would be.

If this movie doesn’t end on a Poots fart, I’m going to be severely disappointed.

Am disappoint, should have ended on cat fart. Also, Blink 182 dude should have died.