Category: B-Movies

Aside from the flying titty lady part where physics ceased to exist, everything was great. The audience lost their shit at that part.

That dude is pretty good at screaming for a dude.

Why do all aliens and monsters say hue-mons?

So irritating.

We don’t need 200 examples of the kid being a dick. Cut this crap down by 30 minutes at least.

Did they really need to toss in psychic dreams?

Just awful, embarrassing acting and dialog.

Why the hell did they show the trailer to the movie before the movie?

Every character in this movie is so god damn hateable. I hope they all die.

The magic teleporting self healing car shot the guy that was their friend, for no reason, and he’s completely fine?

Holy shit, it actually has good music in it.

So much better than I thought it would be.

If this movie doesn’t end on a Poots fart, I’m going to be severely disappointed.

Am disappoint, should have ended on cat fart. Also, Blink 182 dude should have died.