Category: B-Movies

Freddy Krueger pt 1.

A disturbed babysitter experiences a sexual awakening while using LSD – SOLD!

Guns don’t work? This dull knife will do the trick!

Shotgun no good. Baseball bat gets the job done.

Foreign DNA? You mean, like, French?

Call for backup?

It was nice of the government to put a speaker on that giant bomb to announce to everyone the second it was going to land.