Category: B-Movies

Best use of a body double ever.

Satan’s dog looks like half a Rottweiler and the sweetest girl ever.

Stop screaming lady, you are upsetting the nice doggie.

This dude is cringey AF. Is he supposed to be likable?

Hah, get it? Like a fart.

Stop flashing back to the same stupid crap! There isn’t some secret in there revealing a mystery. It’s just wasting time.

Hey, look, some 90 pound teenage girl is stomping our dude! Run!

How will anyone believe our friend is dead? I dunno, show them the corpse sitting on the beach?

How did this POS even get on my list?

Can barely translate simple sentences from Italian to English, uses the word perspicacious perfectly.

Copacetic as well.

Still says chow when hanging up the phone.

That’s not a spider. That’s a cockroach. (Obvious spider)

Hah, obvious Psycho ripoff explained for the mentally deficient.

A.K.A. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie

A.K.A. Mansion of Madness