Year: 2021

Expected a lot more from Mr. Starship Troopers and Wonder Woman.

Big guy’s voice is so annoying.

I like how everything went to shit because people are killing the rain forest, but they just kill the vampires and move on without penalty.

Shooting someone with a toothpick spins their whole body in the air three times. Cool.

I should have expected this from the cover art. Even no budget films put more effort in.

Never doing anything does not make something suspensful.

Just because something has slightly better film quality does not make it more entertaining.

This movie was made for 12 year old girls.

I found myself baffled as to why every character in The Candy Witch sounds like they’re faking either a British or American accent. Haw haw.

The last 15 minutes really saves this movie.

Walk around the desert for 30 minutes doing nothing, saying nothing. This is going to go well.

Using the same hack machete with a cut out in it for every single kill. Good choice.

Apparently you can just sleep of a machete to the head.

Mega gore. Not that funny, though.

These motherfuckers know their wine.

Music is a 10/10.

Was Marty naked there? WTF was that?

Classy way to drop some Sigmund Freud knowledge.

Wow, famous people. Go Canada.

Bad movie.