Author: The Tower

A.K.A. Dead Man’s Hand

Was a 4 until the face bounced off a cliff a few times.

Stupidest music of all time. Someone is playing pinball in the background of the entire thing.

This is the biggest piece of shit I have seen in a long time.

The thing on the cover was cool and in the movie for about 20 seconds.

This is a British movie, and since there is no blood in it, they must be cursing at the New Year. I feel the same way.

They could have made an awesome twist at the end and just dropped everyone off in the haunted house as the fair, but that didn’t happen.