Author: The Tower

Warping time and space since √-2.

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I Spit on Your Grave

I’ve heard a million things about this, so I reluctantly had to watch it.

I feel like a bad person for enjoying one second of this movie.

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6 if you have seen the other ones. 7 if you haven’t, I guess.

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The bizarre costumes are amazing.

The bizarre girly mag is amazing.

The bizarre dialog is amazing.

When they ate the guys flesh, it wasn’t gross, but when she spit it in the other girls mouth, that was really gross for some reason.

That’s one way to get people to watch the credits.

This game played way better than I expected.

I guess that thing is technically a flipper.

They must have had a Kickstarter to cover all the licencing deals.

The collectibles idea is great, but the game play is so bad.

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Three minutes of a chick jogging for no reason. Then she eats and old half slice of pizza. Why is this happening?

These people must have a Halloween Store credit card.

You ~~get to~~ are forced to watch every female character take a shower.

This is just big girl soft core porn, not horror. I am not going back to watch 1-4.

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Okay, so they completely messed up the lipstick scene. It was still pretty good.

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