Author: The Tower

Also, known as Aerobicide. If you are a creepy old man, you will love this movie. Killer Workout is to Death Spa as Armageddon is to Deep Impact. I’m really looking forward to seeing that one.

I remember thinking this movie was decent, but I can’t remember why.

A.K.A. Blood Feast

This one was worth it for the weirdness alone, but that cat throw was out of line.

Ron Jeremy will stand in front of any camera.

Lies.

The sequels are better.

I was hoping it would be as good as Slugs, but it wasn’t. Some good nonsense in there, though.

They started running out of steam on this one. This will be the end of my magma arachnid relationship.

Syfy channel cheese. Steve Guttenberg makes this movie worth watching. It was more fun than it should have been.