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Halloween Ends

You definitely need two hands to cut off a tongue.

What is the opposite of epic? That’s this “ending”.

Title is a lie, obviously.

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The Open Door

Having 30 somethings playing high schoolers is one thing, but that one dude looks like he’s 48.

*UNRATED* because if they did rate it, it would have been PG-13.

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Tin Can

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The Monster

Looks at title. Movie prediction 5/10.

Didn’t work as a horror movie or as another stupid addiction metaphor.

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The Beast Within

First 70 minutes: 6.

Last 20 minutes: 9.

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Vesper

The writing was for simpletons, but there were some cool effects and visuals. Eddie Marsan is always good.

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The Visitor

As interesting as its title.

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Manhattan Baby

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The Accursed

This movie has one good special effect. They decided to put in every single scene and on the cover.

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Jeepers Creepers Reborn

Where is this? It’s not on any map.
Oh, that’s not on any maps. I’ll show you where it is. Here, look at this map.