Category: B-Movies

B-Movies

The Kindred

The kid slamming her face was pretty dope.

B-Movies

The Kindred

B-Movies

Bugged

Greatest fake typing and equation solving ever.

Okay, the giant roach with a gun was pretty good.

B-Movies

Franny vs. J.Daughter

B-Movies

Nekromantik

Why do they keep showing people peeing? It’s just off topic.

Fuck this Cannibal Holocaust wanna be movie. There was nothing fun, entertaining, or poignant about these scenes. It’s just a guy doing stuff he wasn’t supposed to be doing. It’s like people that shoplift because it’s fun, not because they need the item.

B-Movies

Blood

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Fresh

B-Movies

Scare Package II: Rad Chad’s Revenge

Post author By The Tower
Post date February 13, 2023
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It’s got Joe Bob. +1

Reanimator references. +1

-1 for to make CGI effects instead of practical.

B-Movies

Getting Lucky

When there is a sexual assault on the cover, you know it’s going to be good.

Where is luck when you need it the most…
When your heart feels like toast…
This is gonna be great.

Check out this 40 year old foreign exchange student from France that has a Russian accent.

Everyone in this movie sucks.

Classic

Innerspace doesn’t have shit on this movie.

Babette is French now.

B-Movies

Wizards Of The Demon Sword

Post author By The Tower
Post date February 10, 2023
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I can’t tell which parts of this movie are jokes and which parts are just terrible.