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C.L.A.B.

Put colored lights on shit. Zoom in super close. Shake the camera around. Repeat for what feels like 12 hours.

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Garden of Hedon

Don’t let Amazon pick movies for you.

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The Neon Dead

Movie for 8 year olds.

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Night Feeder

I picked the movie poster that isn’t a complete spoiler.

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Barbarian

Aside from the flying titty lady part where physics ceased to exist, everything was great. The audience lost their shit at that part.

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Flux Gourmet

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Faces of Schlock

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Bone Sickness

That dude is pretty good at screaming for a dude.

Why do all aliens and monsters say hue-mons?

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The Resurrected

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Magic Crystal