Category: B-Movies

So irritating.

We don’t need 200 examples of the kid being a dick. Cut this crap down by 30 minutes at least.

Did they really need to toss in psychic dreams?

Just awful, embarrassing acting and dialog.

Why the hell did they show the trailer to the movie before the movie?

Every character in this movie is so god damn hateable. I hope they all die.

The magic teleporting self healing car shot the guy that was their friend, for no reason, and he’s completely fine?

Holy shit, it actually has good music in it.

So much better than I thought it would be.

If this movie doesn’t end on a Poots fart, I’m going to be severely disappointed.

Am disappoint, should have ended on cat fart. Also, Blink 182 dude should have died.

Damn, Satan doesn’t want gay people either? WTF?

LOL, quicksand.

Moral of the story: Don’t be a bitch and also worship Satan.

They definitely stole this soundtrack from a cheap porn movie.

Two audio tracks at the same time so you can’t hear either of them? Bold move, Cotton.

You shouldn’t just a book by it’s cover. Except this time. You totally can this time.

Are these brunettes triplets? I can’t tell them apart.

Worst knife fight in movie history.

How did they make John Carradine look like such an absolutely dogshit actor?

I like how they don’t even try to cover up the back of the masks.