Category: B-Movies

CGI blood. -1

I’ll just give you something for the pain. Tee hee.

So many famous people!

I guess I don’t have to read Faust now.

The grossest thing in the movie were the eggs that lady cooked.

Don’t show the hot girl in the shower nake. Show the old monster lady naked up close and in slow motion. -1

Facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash . Fin.

This movie looks like it’s from the 80’s.

Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab. Stop it! That’s enough!

I am philosophically against fast moving zombies. Giving them super powers makes it even worse! They can walk on ceilings? Really?

I don’t think Romero would have been into this one.

-1 for zombie baby not Dead Alive-ing it.

A true classic. My first Xbox game and one of the greatest games of all time was based on this movie!

The weird subliminal soundtrack is very distracting.

Peter is such a sweet dude.

Supposedly acted in English, then dubbed to Russian, then dubbed again to English for some reason.

Sounded like an A.I. wrote the movie.