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Death Valley

Shudder movies are usually good. This one feels like it was made by the SyFy channel.

People couldn’t pretend to act this badly.

This one was so forgettable that I watched it twice without remembering it. I only noticed when I came back here to bitch about it.

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The Blazing World

Somehow weird but not unique in any way. Boring. Lot’s of senseless, pointless, style over substance. I can’t tell if they are just ripping of The Shining and other movies or if they are paying homage. Don’t care enough to find out.

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Buzzard

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Black Friday

Thought it was a 5, but giving it a 6 as my disappointment may have influenced my opinion.

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Last Night in Soho

Cool style. Super predictable.

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Llamageddon

I was going to give this one a 6, but then the credits song started playing.

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Superhost

This problem with this movie is that I wanted everyone to die and they didn’t.

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Man’s Best Friend

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Thankskilling

Embarrassed to say that I laughed twice during this.

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Apex