Category: B-Movies

B-Movies

Bunni

Post author By The Tower
Post date March 29, 2021
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B-Movies

Malevolence 2: Bereavement

Post author By The Tower
Post date March 26, 2021
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Starring Alexanda Dadarrio’s nipples.

The movie was a 3, but the lead characters brought it up to a 5.

B-Movies

Blackenstein

Title screen: Blackenstein – the Black Frankenstein. Just in case you couldn’t figure that out.

Hurt yourself? Put some DNA on it.

This shit is turning him into a monster. Better give him more of it.

B-Movies

Raiders of the Lost Shark

Post author By The Tower
Post date March 18, 2021
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Every single thing on this movie poster is a lie. No super huge shark. No water skiiers. No wave riders. No helicopters. No planes blew up. The CGI shark was 1/10th the size for some reason. No one raided the shark. The shark was never lost.