Category: B-Movies

What’s the condition of man?
Fucked up.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

That lady really sucks at making eggs.

This woman is a terrible actress, we can’t hire her!
It’s not a problem, just make her a mute and she can hand people notes.

Where is she getting all those bullets?

I was kind of with her until she killed the dog.

The movie is rated R, not X as the poster says. Trying to drum up sales, I guess.

It’s not Sorority House Massacre.

It’s not Slumber Party Massacre.

It’s Sorority Party Massacre!

Take a look at the cover. I bet you can’t guess who did it.

Why isn’t there a party in this movie?

The cinematography was way too good for acting and writing in this movie.

Man, 1994 is gonna be so fucked up.

Rick Flair has been in way better stuff.

So, this is the 3rd Brain Dead movie I’ve seen and it’s probably the 3rd best. Still pretty good, though.

First one

Second One

That chick is the best barefoot runner in the history of the world.

Super high quality intro credits.

Then terrible low quality cheese credits.

And the rest of the movie stayed that way.

Way better than the Star Wars hand chop off.