Category: B-Movies

The security guard was awesome.

This is the best/worst acting I have ever seen. I can’t tell if they are fucking with us or not.

MOoo…. Is… is it dead? MoooooOOooo.

I have no idea. It kept my interest, though.

Hey, Avengers stole Groot from this movie!

Way too long.

Makes no sense.

Terrible ending.

30 minutes in and no one has any lines yet. Smart. Hard to sound like a bad actor when you don’t speak and you can release the movie internationally.

30 minutes in and no tales or pizza yet. Just gore.

60 minutes… and it’s thankfully over.

The movie is better than the music anyway.

Wait a minute. Never mind.

The sunglasses at night guy is a good kisser.

I don’t know why any of this is happening.

I really thought Rachel and Cindy were the same person.

I can’t believe they ran acting “hightlights” at the end of the “film”.

At least it was short!