Category: B-Movies

The key to making a good movie is to put all the interesting parts behind closed doors or just make the screen go black for no reason.

It was really nice of the demon to walk around with her camera for her.

Okay, the baby eating part was pretty good.

Every high schooler in this movie is 35.

I expect a movie with James Hong in it to be better than this.

It’s called Elves, but there is only one elf.

I think this is supposed to be a Gremlins rip off?

2:30 into the movie and already better than the last one.

You might as well be holding a light up turd in your hand there, young lady.

Jan, I’m your friend… SLAP!