Category: B-Movies

For some reason, I thought the wholesome looking suburban family was going to be the derelicts. That would have been a much better movie.

The trailer is a flat out lie.

If you want non-stop depressing metaphors in an arthouse film, this is for you.

They wasted a ton of money on special effects for no reason.

A 6 for how good the movie is, but a -1 for lying to me to get me to watch it.

Not even worth commenting on.

Yeah, like I’m just gonna scroll past a movie with that title.

There were two guys in lingerie slapping each other, but I didn’t see much kung-fu. Lots of slapping.