Category: B-Movies

Starting off with the worst music ever.

It’s so annoying that the crappiest CGI on Earth is cheaper than just using a rubber doll.

Why did the babies all of a sudden get covered in popcorn?

That’s what you get for not shutting the bathroom door when you take a dump in someone else’s house.

Throwing Molotov cocktails at a pile of babies should be more fun than this.

At 1:10:00 it was a 5.

At 1:15:00 it was a 6.

For some reason, I thought the wholesome looking suburban family was going to be the derelicts. That would have been a much better movie.

The trailer is a flat out lie.

If you want non-stop depressing metaphors in an arthouse film, this is for you.

They wasted a ton of money on special effects for no reason.

A 6 for how good the movie is, but a -1 for lying to me to get me to watch it.