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The Warp

Not even worth commenting on.

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Kung-Fu & Titties

Yeah, like I’m just gonna scroll past a movie with that title.

There were two guys in lingerie slapping each other, but I didn’t see much kung-fu. Lots of slapping.

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Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies

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Dead Alive

The masterpiece.

AKA Braindead.

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Skinless

Did not need to see the girl pee in a bucket.

Actors being serious and dramatic with the silly mutant worm dog puppet just doesn’t work. The whole movie is like this.

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Deep Dark

I was in love with the style and weirdness of this movie, but it just kind of petered out at the end.

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Soft Matter

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I Spit on Your Grave

I’ve heard a million things about this, so I reluctantly had to watch it.

I feel like a bad person for enjoying one second of this movie.

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Killjoy’s Carnage Caravan

6 if you have seen the other ones. 7 if you haven’t, I guess.

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Wicked Lake

The bizarre costumes are amazing.

The bizarre girly mag is amazing.

The bizarre dialog is amazing.

When they ate the guys flesh, it wasn’t gross, but when she spit it in the other girls mouth, that was really gross for some reason.

That’s one way to get people to watch the credits.