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Don’t Open Till Christmas

They’ll think we’re a couple of gays. Run! ???

Those bricks looked precarious.

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Sizzle Beach, U.S.A.

A.K.A. Malibu Hot Summer

Starring Kevin Costner!

Worst intro song ever?

This girl has never jogged before.

This girl has never played guitar before.

This must be the silicon record for 1981.

WTF is this movie? The story is rich guys get tramps? If this is soft porn, I can’t tell if it is for males or females.

This isn’t supposed to be a comedy, is it?

That’s lady’s underwear teleported back on!

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Daddy’s Deadly Darling

A.K.A. Pigs

Fire the sound guy.

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Pyro… The Thing Without a Face

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Play Dead

Best use of a body double ever.

Satan’s dog looks like half a Rottweiler and the sweetest girl ever.

Stop screaming lady, you are upsetting the nice doggie.

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Coons! Night of The Bandits of The Night

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Trickster

This dude is cringey AF. Is he supposed to be likable?

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Silent but Deadly

Hah, get it? Like a fart.

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Zombie Pirates

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Scrawl

Stop flashing back to the same stupid crap! There isn’t some secret in there revealing a mystery. It’s just wasting time.

Hey, look, some 90 pound teenage girl is stomping our dude! Run!

How will anyone believe our friend is dead? I dunno, show them the corpse sitting on the beach?

How did this POS even get on my list?