Author: The Tower

With a name this creative, you know it’s going to be great.

This may be the worst thing I have ever watched, so I’m going to give it a 3, because that’s pretty impressive.

Does not feel like an 80’s movie.

Take a hike, spaz ass.

This movie was an hour and three minutes too long.

They were too cheap to get a fake cop costume, so they had to photoshop one on the cover.

I have no idea how these actors got any of their lines out without laughing.

Scanners 2 1991, Scanners 3 1992. So much improvement in 1 year! Impressive.

I’m not a thing. A tool. Yes you are.

A.K.A. Screamers

Kind of so bad it’s good, but tough to get through.

Are you trying to be campy or not? Make up your mind.

These movies are banned outright in most sane god fearing countries including the good old U.S. of A. Present a PG-13 movie.